Wet Blanket

One day a while ago, I was in the laundry room doing laundry. I had a wet blanket draped over a bin. Carson comes through the room and steps on the blanket. He is instantly bugged and with all the drama he has (which is more than you can probably imagine, DRAMA king!) he says, "Who peed on this blanket???" I was bugged but also nervous, because you never know with them, and ask why he would think someone peed on it? He says, "Because the blanket it wet. (Talking to me like I'm an idiot that he is having to explain this me!) That means someone peed on it or spit on it! So which one is it?" I just shook my head and said get out of here! Only a boy, and probably mine at that, would think those were the only logical reasons for a blanket, in a laundry room, draped over something drying, to be wet. You never know what you're going to find with them...or smell!