Tooth Fairy

So Carson lost a tooth last week. He was really excited for the tooth fairy to come. Well, the first night, Chet tried and he was still awake, and then forgot to go back down. Night two...forgot. Night three...forgot, and not because Carson wasn't reminding us 800 times that the tooth fairy hadn't come, we are just stupid like that! So on night number four Chet tells him that his three pillows are probably too much for the tooth fairy to see through, so he should ditch the extra pillows. Carson comes upstairs the next morning HOT! The tooth fairy STILL didn't come. Chet and I about died. HOW could we forget AGAIN! So Carson is mad all morning and heads off to school. The second he gets home from school he comes in and says that he knows why the tooth fairy didn't come. I said why? He tells me, "I have been thinking about it all day. He can't give me my money because when he tries to come to our house, you and dad are still up, so he skips me!" I looked right at him and said, "I bet you are right! We will have to go to bed early." Needless to say, we did NOT forget that night. He just lost another one last night, and we remembered on night ONE! Yeah for the Parker's Tooth Fairy!!! We are the worst tooth fairy EVER!!!