Things I Know

There are a few things that I know for sure. I know that Carter and Carson have a little trigger point on the back of their heads, and the pillow hits that trigger point when their head hits the pillow. The minute they lay down for bed, they have to poop. And heaven forbid we lay in bed and wait for my brother to be finished. Instead we sneak into the shower and have a party while the other one poops. Yum, yum! Cadens trigger point is in butt and it is triggered by his dinner chair and the moment his ears hear it's time to say the dinner prayer. Also I know that kids have some inate personality triat that sees mom and dad eating dinner, and they just have to touch you. They cannot successfully eat their dinner unless they have touched you enough times. They also have to yell loud enough that the neighbors all know that we are eating, or their bodies just aren't in the mood to eat. Not to fear though, they accomplish this EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT, so they are not starving. Also, after they are done eating, it is mandatory to sit on mom or dads lap. However, they have a very mean mom, so dad gets every boy every night on his lap the minute, no the second, he is done eating. That is all...(It's been a GREAT night! I love being a mom, I love being a mom (I keep telling myself this tonight!!!))