Jump Off a Cliff

Cars was doing something that I had asked him several times not to. I told him very stern to stop now! He said that Baylee wanted him to. (Baylee was standing there) I said (oh yes I did, the dreaded words that welcome you into parenthood!), "If Baylee asked you to jump off a cliff, would you?" Baylee was standing right next to me and she gasp and said, "Kimber, I would never say that to him!" She was so distraut (I don't know how to spell) that I would even say that. Cars just looked at me weird and said, "You are weird mom. Baylee would never ask me to do that." and the two walked out of the room. Ka-BOOM! That didn't quite have the effect I was looking for. Maybe we need a little longer before we start using sarcasm!