Sorry

To all of my future daughter-in-laws, I am sorry. I have tried to teach these pigs to pee IN the toilet. I have made them clean it up themselves. I have tried to have them pee on fruit loops. I have tried all that I know how to try. They are still peeing everywhere. I think that I will be installing a fully sprayable bathroom with a urinal. I know that won't teach them anything, but holy crap I am sick of cleaning up their pee. Hopefully they can learn a thing or two in the next 10 years. (Chet ruined me, he has NEVER left a drop anywhere. I am so confused as to why boys cannot hit the toilet!) The end!