Farts

While saying prayers one of the boys rips off a fart. After the prayer I told him that was unacceptable. He said he couldn't help it, and I told him I know he can control it. Oh my... maybe I was better to just let it go. I them got a full report of how boys cannot hold their farts, and the best ways to "release" them in school. If you stick your butt off the back of your chair and release before too much pressure builds up, you can release it slow enough that you cannot hear it. But if you don't get it off far enough them you just create a microphone type effect and it's loud. Also, you never want to roll onto your hip because then it does the same thing. Cael says he just runs into the hall as soon as he feels it coming like he's going to the bathroom. And then comes right back in and no one even knows or smells. I was just setting there in amazement as all 4 school boys were rattling off all their fart tricks. Girls (at least me) just did EVERYTHING possible to hold it in until I was alone. Who knew that boys have all kinds of tricks up their sleeves. What weirdos!!!