My Butt Itches

Today the boys are I were watching this fabulous clip on the temple. I was crying it was so good!!! Cael was in one arm and Colby was in the other. I just felt happy, with my cute little family. But... I do have all boys. Things aren't just cozy and sweet. It just wouldn't be right. Colby grabs my finger, mid tears and all, and starts scratching his butt with it. I looked at him and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" He didn't even change his expression and said, "My butt itches." so matter of fact! I started half laughing so... bewildered! He just looked at me and says, "Your finger does a better job." Um... I have no response! Needless to say, he did not use my finger to itch his butt anymore!